11.22am, it had been a long, long time since I last spoke French but I do remember that the answer to the question Où est l'église? was c'est en face de la mairie (where is the church it's opposite the town hall). And here is the proof. A town where that is exactly the case. I tried to explain why I was laughing to the gent you see in the photo as he later crossed the road. I think something was lost in translation.
11.38am It's barely lunchtime but I'm hungry, don't want to go further and this place is great. I have salad followed by Lapin au Thym with a nice crisp rosé followed by soft cheese and honey for afters and crème brûlé for pudding. Well it's important for building muscle.